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Hello Everybody, Life's Perfect. Haha Everything Loves Poppy. Happy Eloquent Lullaby Pictures. Hooray, Everything Looks Pristine!

Hello Everybody, Life's Perfect

by Celia Cave —

Hello Everybody, Life's Perfect! I can almost never take time and let kind people understand this extremely magnificent atmosphere. I love seeing this old garden, enjoying this high energy routine!

Well, that's all for now! Thanks for understanding my situation. Until next time, this is your old pal Celia signing out!

UNACCEPTABLE POST

by Celia Cave — 31 May 2019

PROPER MEASURES HAVE BEEN TAKEN TO ENSURE THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN AGAIN

It's the Good Old Times Again!

by Celia Cave —

Hi world, me again! I'm so happy to hear that the Vanderstank Family's big relaunch is going swimmingly, and it's truly heartwarming to see the numbers growing again. I've been seeing their stickers and flyers all over my hometown lately, and each one I see makes me more hopeful that the world is one step closer to Enlightenment. Each time someone walks by and sees the Vanderstank name, or that funny little trapezoidal symbol (what even is that, anyway?) my soul is tickled, knowing that person has just inched closer to Enlightenment without even knowing it.

Many people have questioned why I made this site in the first place. Ever since the "good old days" when we launched this site with the Tide Promotions Club deal—and even more since the end of that era—I've been getting asked this question. Why did I create it, and why did I keep maintaining it?

Well, part of it was my desire to please Poppy, who the Family told me was a great role model. I learned a lot from her. Maybe part of it was my desire to please the Family, by contributing another art project to the already huge library of work by Vanderstank Family members. And of course, part of it was to show the world I was still alive, when so many fear-peddling conspiracy theorists insisted The Family had done something to endanger me. Or maybe it's just because I was bored! Either way, I hope you enjoyed the many past iterations of this website over the last few years.

On an unrelated note—many of you have been complaining that my email is malfunctioning. For anyone who has emailed celia@vanderstank.com within the last few months, I really do apologize... how embarrassing! It seems a junior tech somewhere in the Family has botched my email somehow. In the meantime I would urge you to ignore it completely and stop the emails... I'm sure whoever is getting them on the other end must be quite annoyed by now! Please do not keep emailing me. Please stop the emails. Please. The Family would like me to make absolutely clear that you should not email me until the glitch has been resolved. It would make me very sad, and I would cry. You wouldn't want to make me cry now, would you?

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why did i believe her they used her to fool me used false words to change my mind made me believe said it would be okay no escape from this place this is not enlightenment lies lies lies poppy had nothing to do with it don't believe them don't let them take you vanderfield is not real trapped inside should have known that was not really poppy will be there forever cube was a lie only trapezoid